Oranges off the tree at Jocelyn's house.

...I miss California...

This t-shirt.

It's a good thing my office is empty.


"Wear this shirt: if you think you’re going to die. That way, the next guy wakes up to a free shirt. It’s sort of a nice thing to do.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your mom keeps talking about how cute you are and how you should take her to the prom."


The first part in particular reminds me of:
"Do me a favor. When you feel the end is near, when you can't hold on any longer...give your self a good solid punch in the nose." (my quote might be slightly off)